Sooooo...

I haven't posted (and I believe the operative word is): "Shit" for quite a while. My bad. I really don't surf the internet. I don't even really watch tv. I draw my inspiration from I don't know, getting drunk in a park, or perhaps watching an ant crawl on the concrete and creating a tiny little ant maze with my spit. But I digress. Being the zenith of all procrastination, I know post for your enjoyment, half a semester's worth of crap.

Crap the first.

This guy gets paid by the government of Puerto Rico.














http://www.thefeejeemermaid.com/gallery1.htm








Next is Something Awful. It's a website that loves photoshop and offending you. Me and photo shop are ok, but I sure do love offending you.




http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/morse-erotic-telegram.php




Also I when I do watch tv, it's the history channel. This guy's why we have portable computing machines.



























plus this picture is really cool.

It's TESLA BITCHES!!!

I mostly read about guys like this for inspiration. I also look at Hubble space telescope photos. They are completely amazing.

(why don't YOU try designing this)